Trudeau's AWOL contest bears fruit:
What President Bush has been unable to reveal, for reasons of national security, is that he was abducted by aliens (along with a herd of cattle, Jim Morrison, and Elvis). I saw the saucer descending in an eerie greenish haze. Bush disappeared for several months, and was seen by no one until the aliens returned him. I swear this is true. Oh, and the aliens also took the WMD.
-- Jared S., Waukesha, WI
Gary Trudeau, creator of Doonesbury, offered $10,000 to anyone who could come forward with concrete evidence of George W. Bush's service in the Alabama National Guard. The results are in, and despite a plethora of plausible theories (at least plausible compared to Bush's explanations), no one took home the prize.